"A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart."
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck
yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life
boy moans give me life. they fuel me
"He’s only five years old, but he acts like an old man. Just now, he was just telling us that he was tired of our immature jokes. He doesn’t even like to play. After school, he usually comes straight home and reads."